Y'all, I think I caught the bird flu or some shit. I am celebrating today because it's the first time I have a normal temperature. I am still mouth breathing hardcore, like Puffy Combs, but I am grateful for the loss of the fever. Can anyone educate me as to why the flu makes your entire body sore? Pray for my soul.
Labels: How did this become my life?, No but seriously, stank, wrongness, WTF
