Reader, yes, just the one of you that reads this. Since I have come to New York City, I have encountered some of the world's most ignorant fools that ever did exist. This is a city of great highs and lows, and intelligence is no exception. So allow me to share with you, on a semi-regular basis, the pearls of wisdom that ooze from the teaming, festering hordes of humanity I encounter. Sure, you could go to a site where it is done regularly and better, but why?
Large, male, young adult of indeterminate ethnicity: "You know that feeling you get in yo head when you have a headache."
Small, young, female companion of indeterminate ethnicity: "Yeah."
Large, male, young adult of indeterminate ethnicity: "That's what I got, but in my leg."
Small, young, female companion of indeterminate ethnicity: "You mean pain?"
Large, male, young adult of indeterminate ethnicity: "Damn, man, whatever..."Labels: LOVESIT, Real Words of Wisdom, Really?, Subway, wrongness, WTF
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I heard some incredible words of wisdom today. A group of people in their mid-twenties were talking about God knows what, and someone mentioned getting lost while driving, and with a great degree of enthusiasm and ordinance another guy jumped in and said, "You know, the best way to learn your way is to get lost." Well, no, dipshit, actually it's not. Perhaps a MAP would help you learn the lay of the land a little better than just being airlifted blindly into the middle of a fucking city (or, God forbid, a rural span) and figuring it out for hours. This is why hikers use compasses, you dumbfuck.
I seem to hear under-the-radar racist shit here a lot, which I love so much. Like when white people make racially qualifying statements about degrees of racial-ness. "You know Jose at church? The Mexican one? No, not one of those Mexicans. He works hard." I also hear all Asians simply being referred to as Chinese. "I just love that little Chinese guy on 'Heroes.'" His character's name is Nakamura - he's fucking Japanese!
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