I've covered this territory with Keira Knightley before, but Lohan has been walking around LA like she's searching for Anubis or some shit. I'm not even sure I have the right words for this, but there is something you'll notice about most mummy faces - the skin tends to recede and shrink away from the mouth and tighten stiffly at the hollows of the cheek. Please note this fine vision of King Tut:
You will witness this same effect on the vodka-pickled, yet technically still breathing Lohan in that same jawline/mouth area:
Am I totally off base here?
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