For Sale - beautiful pink "vagina couch" that I made in art school and no longer have space for. The couch is large: measures 5' 3" long, 3' 3" wide at the middle, and stands 2' 3" tall (and is heavy like a couch). The pics are from my portfolio and are several years old; as a result, the couch has some scuffmarks and stains around the bottom from being moved, but otherwise is in excellent shape. A professional upholsterer helped me build the couch, so it is also functional and durable as a piece of furniture. The couch must be picked up in Mendocino, a 3-hour drive north of SF. I am asking for $600 and a loving home!
Aside from the idea of having an enormous set of genitalia in your living room, this thing doesn't even look comfortable. Can you, also, for one minute imagine the amount change and crumbs that would end up in this thing, never again to see the light of day?
In "Smell Yo Dick" news, it looks like there's a new product out there to keep guys fresh.
I really think nutstank takes a backseat to the real epidemic facing male upkeep - asshair.