In my own happy place, that would not be a statue of Jesus being struck by lightning, but Scott Stapp doing his last ever rendition of Arms Wide Open. If this were a just world, it would be so. I will never forgive that douche for the reign of terror he led in 1999 and we know he's good at holding that pose. Unfortunately, we all know what he'd look like if he were (God willing) struck by lightning.
