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Thursday, March 13, 2008

I went through a brief phase some time last year where I sought out videos of zit popping and cyst draining. Why I'm admitting to this, I'm not sure. But let's just say I was in a dark place.

A friend of mine once said that every woman is an aspiring dermatologist, and I think there is some truth to this. I know I can spend endless afternoons running a magnifying glass over Sam's back hoping to Christ I find a blackhead so I can see its mucus plug slowly pour out into a pus-y coil. If that didn't disgust you fully, you're going to want to watch this video.

This is kind of the Cirque de Soleil of zit popping. At the following minutes, you will find the moments that really tested my resolve:

2:20
2:30
2:56
3:05

I had to stop watching after that. It was worse than 2 Girls, 1 Cup.


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