With that I give you Stevey and his wonderwall:
I think my favorite in that list is "Cheese or Oral Sex?" I would like to know if, in the history of humankind, someone has ever had to choose between the two. I'm pretty sure you can have both, if that's what you desire. I didn't realize they competed against each other often enough to warrant a Facebook group.
Lest you think Stevey is some sort of PERVERT, let it be known:
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