This man lives in my nightmares. You might recognize him from one of those horrible eHarmony ads. I have been trying to figure out why he deeply troubles my subconscious and I think I have a few leads:
- He has crazy eyes. Seriously. Watch the ad. The whites of his eyes show over his irises and that's always a bad sign.
- He looks just like a dude who called me a JAP in Ohio when I yelled at him for stealing my parking space. - Ann Marie (his eHarmony bride) seems like she's suffering Stockholm Syndrome. Talks about how she "calms him down" which immediately terrifies me.
Please, someone, tell me I'm not alone in being totally freaked by this dude. HIS EYES SEE EVERYTHING, THEY NEVER BLINK.Labels: dick move, God?, Really?, stank, wrongness, WTF
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"I love this girl to death!"
I see what you mean...
h'omg. THANK YOU FOR WRITING THIS POST. it needed to be written pronto-stat. forget his eyes. i have trouble looking past his large cro-magnon chin. it practically pushes the picture from 3D straight into the fourth dimension. YES. I MEAN IT ALTERS TIME. THAT'S HOW MUCH IT PROTRUDES.
I'm so glad I'm not alone. I think he is harboring a terrible secret behind those eyes.
He's very "Flowers in the Attic." You want to put the book down because you know it's going to a Really Bad Place but you keep reading in hopes of the children getting rescued by a long lost and very kind Uncle and then you get to THAT PART and you just wish you had never. read. the book.
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