In the interest of full disclosure, my father works for General Mills. My dad has spent evenings talking about flour at dinner parties. I love my father dearly, but his passion for cereal making is a mystery to me. And while I have seen some questionable things come out of General Mills, I have yet to see anything that tops the load of horseshit Kellogg's just dumped all over the American public.
I give you "Under the Hood," a line of "urban" men's clothing based on Kellogg's cereals. Keep in mind that the tshirts are $40 and the hoodies are over $100.
This might be a stretch, but seeing as there is a food crisis going on, I'm finding this photo particularly offensive.
Such decadence! But really, look more closely. Because I think the Latino one was actually captured in the middle of a mild stroke. Look how dead and glassy his eyes are.
Labels: BOLD, dick move, God?, Really?, stank, wrongness, WTF
6 Comments:
the close-up on this picture is phenomenal.
AMAZING.
It's because commercials aren't working anymore. But is it too much to ask for a pic of Sonny taking a nice, long pee on Lucky? Or Toucan Sam stabbing someone with his beak?
PS: What's offensive is the Honey Bunches of Oats Lady and her damn hair net.
I personally can't wait for Coco Pops wife beaters and Nutri-Grain daisy dukes.
Those three are clearly stoned out of their gourds on Froot Loops and Frosted Flakes. Shit's all over the table.. dude's got a giant bowl.. the other one's passing him more.. "here, try this.. it's good shit." All that's missing is a scale and some baggies.
if you read 'the omnivore's dilemma' this'll actually make sense. since a person can only eat 1500 pounds of cereal a year, gen mills needs to diversify its market share. but honestly, they should just make diapers.
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